Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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