Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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