my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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