He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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