So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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