Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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