Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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