If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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