Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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