His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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