handjob tips. give me some.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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