To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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