I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He felt like a one man threesome
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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