Little spoons don't ask big questions
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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