you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
now i know why i became what i already was.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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