Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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