Banned from zoo.
Again?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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