I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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