my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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