He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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