I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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