We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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