I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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