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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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