my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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