You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
