Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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