love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
