i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my mouth tastes like poor choices
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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