Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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