Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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