Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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