tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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