I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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