i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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