The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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