Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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