We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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