How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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