using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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