Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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