I want to stick my p in your. b.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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