it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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