That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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