The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ttyl tear gas
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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