doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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