"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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