Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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