I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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