Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Quick, to the slutcave!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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