:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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