he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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