U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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